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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to format Slack messages is no longer a career path.
Professional emoji user and meeting notes stenographer.
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Perfectly phrased corporate messaging on autopilot.
no no noyou▸ SYNTHANNOUNCE 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules automated town halls at midnight
You draft company announcements and monitor internal message channels. Your desk is a training ground for professional email clutter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which internal joke will get the CEO fired tomorrow.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Language models start drafting your daily emails automatically.
Week 6
Sensors filter your Slack channels without manual input.
Month 3
Algorithms handle scheduling and meeting reminders flawlessly.
Month 4
Design software builds your presentations directly from raw data.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input in company messaging is fully disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
142
Average Slack replies per day
0.4
Typos per email drafted
3 hours
Time spent fetching coffee
Your severance
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