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Your job has an expiration date
March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsTurning your carefully crafted press releases into automated, soulless algorithm-generated slop.
Professional spinner of corporate truth and internal confusion.
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Press releases without the human sentiment.
toast.youAI▸ COMMSBOT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates non-committal statements in milliseconds
You draft internal emails and press releases while managing media relations. Soon, software will just hallucinate the narrative.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which executive is lying before they even finish their sentence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI starts suggesting corrections to your emails as you type them.
Month 3
Smart software writes the first draft of every internal memo now.
Month 7
Algorithms handle all media inquiries with cold, pre-approved corporate logic.
Month 12
Digital models handle all social media presence for your leadership team.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system writes its own press release announcing your permanent departure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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Average buzzwords per email
85%
Time spent writing non-answers
99%
Human error in press quotes
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead corporate Slack channel.
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