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Will AI replace Communications Adviser jobs? · Latest report #7h8q5nvm
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour drafts are just hallucinations written by a committee of one.
Professional word-smithing for people who never mean it.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting lies, faster than any human.
oof.youAI▸ SPIN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire press corps simultaneously
You polish press releases and manage crisis messaging for politicians. You turn complex policy into soundbites for the media.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the minister looks terrified at a press conference.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors monitor news cycles to predict which lie works best.
Month 4
Large language models churn out press releases without human input.
Month 8
Bots engage journalists directly to control the narrative output.
Month 15
Algorithms run stress tests to prepare perfectly dishonest responses.
Month 18 · D-Day
The Minister stops calling you because our API is cheaper.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
120 lies/min
Average spin rate
99%
Human error probability
4000
Drafts per microsecond
Your severance
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