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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsTurning your vague internal memos into predictable, optimized corporate silence.
Master of vague emails and professional ambiguity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth is a variable we no longer require.
pop?you▸ SPINDOCTOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad news through neutral corporate tone
You draft talking points and manage internal messaging. Soon, an engine will handle your entire spin cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors identify the exact words that keep stakeholders docile.
Week 10
The engine drafts all company-wide updates without human input.
Month 4
The bot mimics your boss so well nobody notices.
Month 7
Social media responses are generated instantly by linguistic models.
Month 8 · D-Day
The entire communications department is replaced by a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
48
Buzzwords per hour
92%
Email drafts trashed
Excessive
Coffee intake
Your severance
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