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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour press release is a glorified spam folder filler anyway.
Expert at turning 'no comment' into 'strategic silence'.
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Automated influence with zero human neurosis
squeeze.you▸ PITCHBOT-ENTERPRISE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 500 targeted press pitches per second
You draft pitches, chase journalists for placements, and manage event logistics for clients who never follow your advice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is about to self-destruct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software scrapes every journalist contact instead of you doing it.
Week 9
AI models write pitches that sound exactly like human desperation.
Month 5
Bots handle all follow-ups to journalists without needing coffee.
Month 8
The machine generates infinite strategy slides with zero effort.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency cancels your contract and lets the server run.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Under 3 percent
Average pitch open rate
42
Journalist eye-rolls per day
11,000
Meaningless strategy decks produced
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm latte.
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