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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsTranslating vague donor intent into slightly less vague press releases.
Turning foundation money into newsletters since 2018.
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You draft donor newsletters and manage social media channels to prove the foundation is actually doing work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board member with a perfectly straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scans your old newsletters to mimic your corporate voice.
Week 9
Software targets journalists based on their past click patterns.
Month 4
Bots write personalized impact stories from raw database entries.
Month 6
Machine reads web analytics to adjust the next draft.
Month 7 · D-Day
Human access to the content management system is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Buzzwords per newsletter
3
Coffee cups per donor appeal
94%
Emails that could be meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one branded coffee mug.
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