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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour carefully crafted spin is just a rounding error for our LLMs.
Senior PR professional (expert in saying nothing, elegantly)
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Truth is irrelevant, volume is king.
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gaslights the entire press corps automatically
You draft press releases and manage journalist relations. We automate the messaging and remove the human bottleneck entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to care about a journalist's boring life story.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes every email and memo you ever wrote.
Month 4
AI handles all routine press releases without human intervention.
Month 8
Our models generate better damage control responses than you ever could.
Month 13
Bots mimic your tone to charm journalists in real time.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked; the machine never sleeps or panics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.02 seconds
Press release turnaround
100 percent
Journalist appeasement rate
Excessive
Human ego capacity
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead media outlet.
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