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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour social media threads are just future training data for us.
Professional drafter of tweets that diplomats eventually ignore.
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help!youAI▸ DIPLOMACYBOT V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters diplomatic crises into boring data sets
Drafts embassy social media posts and monitors local news clips for political relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You understand why a specific phrasing might accidentally spark an international incident.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
An automated scraper starts reading news faster than you ever could.
Week 8
Language models generate social media posts with perfect diplomatic tone.
Month 4
A booking portal handles all guest lists and catering requests.
Month 5
Content feeds directly from internal drafts to the public site.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the bot assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4
Coffee runs per day
12
Tweets drafted daily
3
Diplomatic typos corrected
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale croissant.
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