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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating executive buzzwords into corporate memos is a dying art.
Expert at polishing corporate turds into strategic pivots.
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generates infinite corporate realignment emails
You draft internal emails and coach leaders on how to pretend they care about company change initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when leadership is about to panic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting all standard company-wide announcement emails.
Month 4
Smart models generate perfect, soulless talking points for executives.
Month 8
Bots identify and suppress dissent in internal messaging channels.
Month 13
AI creates realistic video messages from the leadership team.
Month 18 · D-Day
The communication role is fully automated by the central engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Emails drafted per week
118
Meaningless town halls covered
7
Average buzzwords per paragraph
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