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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou spent four years learning to turn simple thoughts into confusing slides.
Professional translator of simple ideas into corporate gibberish.
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Meaningful noise, delivered at infinite speed.
pop?you▸ COMMBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 buzzword-heavy press releases
You draft emails, write press releases, and manage brand tone. Algorithms do this faster and with less ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI learns your brand voice by scraping all old emails.
Week 8
Routine memos are now written entirely by generative models.
Month 3
Templates replace the hours you spent aligning boxes on screens.
Month 5
Bots post scheduled updates that perfectly mimic your corporate persona.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated; the bot doesn't need a lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4.2
Buzzwords per sentence
Excessive
Coffee intake
Negligible
Value created
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free AI subscription.
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