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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour creative strategy is just pattern matching with extra steps.
Professional weaver of vague corporate promises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic hype without human error.
oof.youAI▸ SPINBOT PR V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fabricates viral trends overnight
Crafting press releases and pitch decks that rarely get read by the target audience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing your standard press releases automatically.
Month 4
Software pulls data and builds your slide decks instantly.
Month 8
Bots simulate human interest to bait journalists into clicking.
Month 12
AI rebrands negative results as positive strategic pivots.
Month 14 · D-Day
The brand generates its own hype without your involvement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.2%
Emails sent into void
14
Buzzwords per slide
0.03%
Actual conversion lift
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow handshake.
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