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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional email-sender who thinks their internal memo will change everything.
Master of the passive-aggressive all-company update email.
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Press releases written, approved, and leaked automatically.
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filters your inbox into total oblivion
Drafts press releases, manages internal newsletters, and pretends to understand the company's brand voice for stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, agonizing patience to smooth over a PR disaster via email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your emails are now generated by a language model.
Week 11
A dashboard tracks brand perception better than your intuition.
Month 6
The system pulls news and posts directly without human editing.
Month 10
A robot handles all internal inquiries about company strategy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The communications department is fully replaced by a broadcast loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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Buzzwords used per week
94%
Emails that could be meetings
12 seconds
Average reading engagement
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of Slack access.
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