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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou craft the spin that nobody actually reads anyway.
Senior Strategist (expert in LinkedIn post formatting)
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Truth is irrelevant, engagement is absolute.
brr.you▸ SPINBOT PR-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite press releases overnight
You write press releases, draft executive talking points, and pitch stories to journalists who already have filters set.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a CEO is lying through their teeth during an interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Large language models take over writing your generic press releases.
Month 3
Real-time AI dashboards replace your manual media monitoring efforts.
Month 6
Bots identify and contact journalists directly without your oversight.
Month 10
AI models mimic executive tone perfectly for LinkedIn updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The communications department is consolidated into a single background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
99.2%
Emails ignored by press
8.4
Buzzwords per paragraph
4/day
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium AI prompt library.
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