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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour face-to-face charm is just manual data entry with more eye contact.
Professional greeter of institutions and shaker of institutional hands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated partnership generation without the small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ LINKNET SOCIAL 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
ghosts your leads with polite automated empathy
You build relationships between schools and organizations to drive enrollment. You represent a brand through physical presence and networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the conversation is actually finished.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI takes over the scheduling of your meetings and follow-up emails.
Month 4
Algorithms identify and prioritize your school targets better than your intuition.
Month 7
High-fidelity remote avatars replace your need to travel for networking.
Month 11
Models predict exactly which school administrators are ready to sign contracts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your role is now fully managed by the LinkNet central networking hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
450
Handshakes simulated per hour
0.4%
Empathy calibration drift
100%
Networking event attendance
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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