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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou moderate internet arguments that nobody actually cares about reading.
Digital peacekeeper in a war of memes and rage
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outrage suppression for digital spaces
split.youAI▸ SOCIALSENSE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters toxic threads before users hit send
You draft social media posts and delete toxic comments in fan groups all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a fan community starts a genuine, non-toxic friendship.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI begins reading every post to learn your tone.
Week 8
Software writes your social updates before you click send.
Month 3
Bots start deleting comments faster than your fingers move.
Month 5
System generates perfect corporate apologies without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are logged out and the bot takes your accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.02 seconds
Average comment deletion latency
400% better
Emoji engagement optimization
100% daily
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite social platform
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