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Will AI replace Community Engagement Lead jobs? · Latest report #sgqwkw7u
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour edgy memes are just training data for our better bots.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unmatched levels of digital cynicism
shred.you▸ SARCASMNET V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
floods servers with perfectly targeted irony
You spend all day crafting ironic replies and monitoring niche servers. Algorithms are already better at being insufferable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the exact moment a joke stops being funny.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your most popular jokes and posting patterns.
Week 12
Software starts posting bait threads to gauge community responses.
Month 6
Bots begin out-pacing your response time in every conversation.
Month 9
AI assumes your account identity to keep the engagement flowing.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is recycled for higher-yield community interactions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
99 percent
Average irony density
14 hours
Time spent in Discord
Zero units
Meaningful work produced
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium discord nitro
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