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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just reading emails and finding ways to say no.
Professional buffer between the public and actual power.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite automated email auto-responder.
oof.youAI▸ CONSTITUENTBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters angry emails into deleted trash
You act as a human buffer for politicians. You relay complaints to avoid them being heard by leaders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a citizen's complaint while secretly planning your lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent routes all complaints to automated response templates.
Month 4
The software counts the angry people at town halls.
Month 8
Bots book all appointments without human oversight or confusion.
Month 13
Algorithms predict which stakeholders need a hollow apology call.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final remaining email templates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240
Emails ignored daily
12
Coffee breaks taken
0
Stakeholders placated
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale coffee voucher.
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