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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning human connection into a predictable data set, one CSV at a time.
Professional cat-herder of disinterested local volunteers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for mass market persuasion.
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schedules infinite meetings for zero benefit
You chase people to attend events and gather contact information. Then you spam them until they unsubscribe.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually look someone in the eye and pretend you care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual newsletter process is replaced by a triggered sequence bot.
Month 4
Smart models predict who will show up so you stop calling.
Month 8
Local social media is parsed for intent without human input.
Month 13
Digital agents start soliciting volunteers through hyper-targeted personalized ads.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to a final, entirely simulated community event.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Emails sent per hour
0.00%
Human connection depth
too much
Budget spent on coffee
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a bot.
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