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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsScheduling calendar invites is not a personality trait, it is an algorithm.
Professional cat-herder for people with too much ego.
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filters attendees by ego score
You coordinate executive networking events and video calls. An automated scheduling engine will soon handle the logistics instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which CEO is about to throw a tantrum over seating.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents start matching attendee calendars without human email chains.
Month 4
Software scrapes venue availability and books spaces based on historical preference.
Month 8
Bots manage breakout rooms and screen sharing during your webinars.
Month 13
AI automatically produces the follow-up meeting notes and action items.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the calendar system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Emails per hour
High
Coffee budget drain
99%
Networking buzzwords used
Your severance
One free pass to a webinar you didn't organize.
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