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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthManaging human misery with spreadsheets until the algorithms automate the empathy.
Professional triage expert, master of the intake form.
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filters intake applications by actual need
You juggle case files, coordinate service providers, and document endless intake forms for vulnerable populations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start auto-filling your intake forms from digital records.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your mental map of which services fit whom.
Month 13
Automated reporting tools flag all your documentation errors in real-time.
Year 2.2
The system begins making the actual decisions on resource allocation.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The coordination interface now runs the entire department without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
40 hourly
Case files processed
too much
Coffee consumed
zero
Form errors detected
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