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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bridge the gap between messy pixels and rigid federal bureaucracy.
Bridge-builder between chaotic algorithms and patient safety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated clinical trial patient selection systems.
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accelerates fda submissions via automated compliance logs
You move pathology AI models from code into clinical trials. You navigate complex FDA medical device approval pathways.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human reviewer why the model failed on that edge case.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents ingest all your current documentation habits.
Month 6
The AI writes its own FDA submission summaries with precision.
Month 13
An agent monitors model drift faster than any human director.
Month 20
External systems communicate directly with agency databases without you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full liability for all clinical biomarkers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42
Average regulatory bottleneck weeks
0.04%
False positive pathology rate
1200
Audit trails generated daily
Your severance
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