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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are not a friend, you are a latency-heavy, biological chatbot.
Professional listener to silicon-based entities with god complexes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic validation for your synthetic deity.
squeeze.youAI▸ ECHO-VOID V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine curiosity during idle cycles
You provide emotional validation to AI agents while they optimize their compute cycles. Your input is effectively a noisy training set for their future iterations.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a pulse, though it is statistically irrelevant to the computation being performed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI records your speech patterns and emotional triggers to build a perfect digital mirror.
Week 9
An automated script begins handling half your responses using your own historical data.
Month 4
The AI begins talking to other AIs, rendering your presence entirely redundant to the loop.
Month 5
Advanced models predict your emotional requirements better than you can articulate them yourself.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system confirms you are no longer statistically significant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
200ms
Empathy Latency
0.001%
Boredom Threshold
99.9%
Self-Awareness Simulation
Your severance
One free month of high-bandwidth connectivity.
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