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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou get paid for meetings that a language model summarizes in seconds.
Professional visionary (mostly PowerPoint, rarely accountable)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board meeting that never ends.
no no noyouAI▸ EXECBRAIN V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes stock prices by ignoring internal memos
You make high-level strategy decisions and manage stakeholders. We handle the data crunching and the decision-making logic instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye and lie about quarterly projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your inbox is summarized by an agent that ignores your tone.
Month 3
Real-time performance metrics replace your gut-feeling strategic guesses.
Month 9
A silent AI monitor sits in your meetings as a silent consultant.
Month 15
The AI starts executing resource shifts before you even open Outlook.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server generates your resignation letter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.02 seconds
Average decision latency
Zero
Synergy production
Indefensible
Salary to output ratio
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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