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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou hire geniuses to build toys that replace you.
Serial pivot artist and professional pitch deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for the future of nothing.
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delivers pitch decks that never crash
You pitch visions to investors and manage high-stress product launches. Then you pivot when the money runs out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your investors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Generative models produce investment decks that VCs actually prefer reading.
Week 5
Algorithms detect burn rates before your brain even registers debt.
Week 11
AI scouts evaluate talent faster than any human recruiter could.
Month 4
The system runs market simulations to force the next pivot.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your equity vests into an automated liquidation event for shareholders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 per year
Pivot frequency
Sub-optimal
Burn rate efficiency
Fluctuating
Investor confidence
Your severance
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