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Will AI replace Company Owner jobs? · Latest report #6efifptd
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsDelegating your own existence to a spreadsheet is truly peak efficiency.
Professional visionary, amateur fire-fighter, full-time stress carrier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Profitability without the personality baggage
toast.youAI▸ CEO-LOGIC V9.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during your lunch break
You make high-level decisions, manage cash flow, and attempt to keep your business profitable every single quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone have the stubbornness to keep a failing venture alive through pure denial.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your P&L and suggest budget cuts automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms begin drafting your quarterly reports and growth targets.
Month 15
A procurement agent handles all vendor negotiations without emotions.
Year 2.2
The logic core takes final approval rights on operational expenses.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system replaces your role entirely with a subscription service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12
Average quarterly crisis count
450
Hours spent ignoring emails
800 cups
Coffee intake per fiscal year
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your failures.
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