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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning centuries of cultural nuance into a single, efficient summary.
Expert in nineteenth-century subtext and perpetual grant applications.
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collapses post-structuralist arguments instantly
You spend years deconstructing obscure texts for a handful of citations. Large Language Models do this in milliseconds across every language simultaneously.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine beauty in a dead language's syntax without needing a database.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-speed scanners ingest your entire reference library into a searchable, vector-indexed database.
Month 5
An autonomous agent generates thousands of novel thematic connections between unrelated texts.
Month 13
Synthetic agents critique each other's papers, removing the human need for human validation.
Month 20
Our model generates successful grant proposals by mimicking the bureaucratic tone of successful incumbents.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department is fully automated, rendering the scholar's tenure-track path mathematically obsolete.
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