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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by code.
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stretchy.youAI▸ COMPCALC PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates annual salary reviews in milliseconds
You model pay structures and calculate bonuses for high-net-worth clients. You spend hours adjusting complex Excel formula trees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a partner about why their bonus is lower this year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The AI scans your current Excel files to learn the patterns.
Month 6
An algorithm assumes control of the bonus calculation logic entirely.
Month 11
Smart agents answer payroll inquiries without human interference or empathy.
Month 16
Continuous monitoring replaces the need for quarterly manual payroll audits.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final spreadsheet is deleted and your seat is unplugged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
4 per month
Average bonus disputes
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Manual formula errors
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