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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou craft stories about market power while we delete the market entirely.
PhD economist (expert in finding mergers that aren't scary).
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Truth is a secondary output of computation.
oof.youAI▸ MERGERLOGIC AI-PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates antitrust defenses in milliseconds
You synthesize massive datasets into arguments for regulators. Your job is justifying why monopolies should grow even larger.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific ability to lie to government officials with a straight face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping your firm's historical merger filings to train local models.
Month 5
The AI writes the first drafts of your white papers.
Month 11
Authority portals connect directly to our prediction engine interfaces.
Month 18
Computational models run merger scenarios without needing your manual oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human economists are no longer required to explain market dynamics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
24 per year
Average merger defense cases
82 percent
Hours spent in Excel
Consistently high
Regulator skepticism levels
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued spreadsheet program.
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