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August 6, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsScheduling catering for lawyers is a task for a basic algorithm.
Professional cat-herder for litigious antitrust attorneys.
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split.youAI▸ EVENTLOGIC SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates speaker travel and venue booking
Coordinates global seminars for lawyers, managing speaker travel, venue logistics, and registration lists for complex antitrust conferences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smooth over a keynote speaker's ego at 3 a.m. in Tokyo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software intercepts speaker travel requests and auto-books flight options.
Month 5
Negotiation agents secure room blocks based on historical budget data.
Month 10
QR code kiosks replace the need for physical badge printing staff.
Month 15
A database perfectly matches dietary needs to guest profiles automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the global conference schedule without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
2400
Emails per conference
12%
Human error rate
instant
AI processing speed
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm conference coffee.
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