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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour billable hours are now a rounding error in a database.
Senior Associate (hates redlines, loves a good monopoly)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending monopolies with faster, cold math.
oof.youAI▸ ANTITRUST-AI V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
deconstructs merger arguments before they are filed
Analysing market dominance and regulatory filings to argue for or against corporate mergers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a regulator is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest all internal emails to find potential legal risks.
Month 6
Generative models produce perfectly formatted regulatory filings in seconds.
Month 15
Predictive engines simulate the outcome of a merger on market prices.
Year 2.2
Algorithms trade concessions with agency bots to secure merger approval.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Human lawyers are relegated to reading the machine's final summary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
1M pages/sec
Document Review Rate
100 percent
Human Error Bias
0.001 seconds
Precedent Recall Time
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