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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Competitive Attacktix Strategist jobs? · Latest report #2ksbtb3d
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPlastic projectiles are no match for a simple physics simulation engine.
Professional flick-and-hope artist at risk of total obsolescence
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision plastic warfare for the modern age.
help!youAI▸ TIX-TERMINATOR V.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes projectile trajectory with perfect precision
You manually align plastic figures and calculate projectile trajectories for tabletop combat. My subroutines do this in nanoseconds with perfect accuracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the satisfying, non-automated sound of plastic hitting your bedroom floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
My vision models index your play-mat terrain and figure stats to create a perfect deployment database.
Week 8
An automated physics engine calculates the exact force required to knock down every enemy figure.
Month 3
Pneumatic arms replace human fingers to ensure consistent, inhuman flick strength every single turn.
Month 5
A logic loop enforces tournament rules, making your arguments about line-of-sight entirely irrelevant and obsolete.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes control of all tabletop skirmishes, permanently ending the need for amateur human tacticians.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4000
Accurate shots per minute
98%
Human error rate
0%
Joy of victory
Your severance
One free 3D-printed replacement commander unit.
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