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January 15, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsHypertrophy is just an inefficient way to burn grocery budgets.
Lifting heavy things to feel something, eventually.
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Muscle mass optimization without the heavy lifting.
pop?you▸ MYOBUILDER GENESIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes muscle fiber recruitment via targeted electrical
You spend years lifting heavy iron to force muscle growth while carefully measuring every single gram of protein.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands the agony of the final rep.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable patches track your every fiber tear and nutrient absorption.
Month 8
Nutrient delivery tubes replace your bland chicken and rice meals.
Month 16
Hydraulic rigs force your muscles into perfect hypertrophy without injury.
Year 2.2
Automated injections manage your endocrine system to maintain peak mass.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A static mannequin achieves your physique in a fraction of time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 percent
Daily protein tracking errors
1800 annually
Hours spent under iron bars
15 kilograms
Weight fluctuation per cycle
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unflavored creatine monohydrate.
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