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Will AI replace Competitive Card Gamer jobs? · Latest report #h7krvguv
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to read card text is officially a legacy feature.
Master of reading cards that no one else reads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect play, zero salt, every time.
stretchy.youAI▸ DUELMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negates your entire existence with one card
You spend hours memorizing obscure interactions and ruling manuals. You lose money at local tournaments for foil cardboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look your opponent in the eyes while you steal their lunch money.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our model ingests the entire card database and every official ruling.
Week 7
AI calculates the mathematically perfect sequence to break every possible board.
Month 3
Physical cardboard is deprecated in favor of flawless digital execution.
Month 5
The opponent is replaced by a lag-free algorithm that never cheats.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final tournament occurs with only bots playing perfectly forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
2.1
Average turns before scoop
4
Rules lawyer arguments per session
too much
Money spent on shiny cardboard
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our digital card simulator.
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