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Will AI replace Competitive Cyclist jobs? · Latest report #pm366xy8
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour legs are just biological pistons waiting for a firmware update.
Professional spandex wearer chasing a wind-tunnel fantasy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aerodynamics perfected, ego discarded.
glub.youAI▸ VELOCIRAPTOR-X8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
drafts behind the peloton at zero cost
You spend thousands on carbon frames to shave seconds off your time trial. You pedal until your heart explodes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which specific corner to crash into with genuine human flair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your cadence and heart rate during training rides.
Month 7
Digital twins run ten thousand race scenarios in your place.
Month 16
Automated carbon chassis replace your expensive bike and body.
Year 2.2
A centralized AI dictates every gear shift to win.
Year 3 · D-Day
The podium is filled by silent, programmed machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000 kcal
Wasted calories per sprint
12 litres
Tears shed during climbs
100%
Likelihood of gear failure
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm electrolyte powder.
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