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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Competitive Eater jobs? · Latest report #7qq65scw
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour stomach is just a biological bottleneck for caloric intake efficiency.
Professional glutton, part-time cardiac event survivor.
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Fueling the future, zero digestion required.
bzzt.youAI▸ GLUTTON-X 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand calories in one second
Consume excessive quantities of food under pressure for prizes. You are basically a meat-based storage device.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound spiritual disappointment after a record-breaking challenge.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Sensors map your exact chewing frequency and gulping rhythm.
Month 12
The machine installs an high-speed intake pipe for direct delivery.
Year 2
The AI optimizes food entry timing to eliminate human error.
Year 2.9
Direct waste extraction removes the need for physical digestion breaks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your stomach is officially declared a redundant organic vessel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
480
Hot dogs per second
99% efficiency
Caloric processing speed
zero
Regret level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of antacids and bland crackers.
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