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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsDistorting your face for judges is the peak of human folly.
Professional facial contortionist and local pub nuisance.
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Superior grimaces without the facial strain.
toast.you▸ FACEMORPHER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect nightmare fuel onto any screen
You contort your facial muscles through a horse collar. This amuses local pubs at annual harvest festivals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly look that hideous without needing a generative algorithm to render it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 13
High-speed cameras capture every possible muscle movement of your face.
Month 9
AI models learn to replicate your most hideous, twisted expressions.
Month 14
Projectors display perfectly grotesque faces onto local stages.
Month 19
Sensors measure facial distortion faster and more accurately than humans.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine takes the stage and wins the championship easily.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
45 seconds
Average Gurn Duration
1 in 3
Tooth Loss Ratio
98 percent
Maximum Face Elasticity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium petroleum jelly.
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