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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA digestive tract that costs more to fuel than a server rack.
Professional glizzy-gobbler with a very questionable baseline metabolic rate.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only stomach that never feels regret.
stretchy.youAI▸ GLIZZY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unhinges jaw to consume entire inventory
You force mass-produced sodium tubes into your mouth to win plastic trophies.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of feeling true shame after the contest.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras monitor your eating speed to gather efficiency data.
Month 5
Robotic pumps prep your stomach for optimal intake velocity.
Month 13
High-torque pistons replicate your chewing rhythm without the gag reflex.
Year 2.1
Glizzy-Bot 9000 outperforms you by 40 dogs in ten minutes.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sponsors replace your contract with a cloud-synced feeding unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4500 kcal
Average calories per minute
72 dogs
Hot dogs per trophy
High
Likelihood of food poisoning
Your severance
A lifetime supply of antacids and regret.
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