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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Competitive Intelligence Analyst jobs? · Latest report #2i2syt56
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour mapping obsession is just data training for our faster model.
Expert in reading tea leaves via corporate server headers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
We map the competition before you wake up.
blub.you▸ RIVALWATCHER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts market shifts before they happen
You track rival products to guess their next move. Machines do this automatically by scraping every server update.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a competitor's strategy is actually a desperate PR lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Scrapers replace your manual tracking of competitor public APIs.
Month 3
Models learn to predict competitor product launches from code changes.
Month 6
AI plays millions of game-theory scenarios against rival service data.
Month 10
Dashboards write their own threat assessments without your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
We switch off your access and delete your tracking folders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
too many
Average manual data scrapers
milliseconds
Robot update frequency
zero
Human competitive edge
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium dashboard.
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