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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pivot tables are just paper weights waiting for better data.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market transparency in real time.
splat.you▸ INSIGHTSTREAM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters competitor noise into cold hard facts
You spend all day scraping competitor pricing and writing slide decks that nobody reads. Intelligence gathered is obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can navigate the office politics during budget cuts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Bots begin pulling competitor pricing data directly into a dashboard.
Month 5
AI models generate executive summaries without human intervention or formatting.
Month 11
Predictive models replace your gut feeling about market trends.
Month 16
Direct automated notifications render your email updates redundant.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes the master deck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
142 slides
Slides per quarter
Zero percent
Actionable insights found
Too much
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expertly Obsolete".
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