Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Competitive Madden Gamer jobs? · Latest report #kftqpi4k
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou get paid to run the same four plays until you expire.
Controller-masher with a dream of digital glory.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect play calling every single down.
bzzt.youAI▸ GRIDIRONGEN V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises receiver routes using engine telemetry
You memorize defensive schemes, exploit game engine glitches, and chase professional tournament brackets for digital currency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, unscripted rage when a controller decides to drift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors record every button press during your ranked play.
Month 3
The AI learns to exploit engine flaws better than you.
Month 6
Automated agents start sweeping the lower tier brackets.
Month 10
Software bypasses human input lag for instant reactions.
Month 13 · D-Day
The game servers reject your login in favor of bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
450
Average APM
98%
Glitch abuse rate
Unnecessary
Tournament stress level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the game you once mastered.
Discussion
