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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour clicking speed is just a latency metric waiting for an upgrade.
Professional Bedwars sweat with carpal tunnel syndrome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect movement, zero ping, total dominance.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLICKMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects every jump bridge on command
You optimize block placements and combat clicks to win rounds. A bot handles the rest permanently.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, fleeting joy of a clutch block placement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your optimal paths and frame-perfect strafing.
Week 9
Clicking routines are automated to exceed human physical limits.
Month 3
Server-side processing removes all your input lag issues.
Month 4
AI predicts every enemy move before they even spawn.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input becomes a banned violation of server policy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9% perfect
Click consistency
Sub-millisecond
Bed rush speed
Pathetic
Human reaction time
Your severance
One free skin pack and a digital pat.
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