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Will AI replace Competitive Pokemon Player jobs? · Latest report #2pswvddc
Your job has an expiration date
September 8, 2027
In 11 monthsSix pixelated monsters are easier to replace than your actual social life.
Master of RNG, servant of the tier list.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating optimal moves faster than your brain.
toast.you▸ METASOLVER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts every move before it happens
Memorizing type charts, damage rolls, and optimal EV spreads for turn-based combat. You simulate, we iterate.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational intuition to predict a bluff that defies all logical probabilities.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
The AI records every successful tournament match ever played.
Month 4
It runs millions of matches to find the perfect team.
Month 5
The machine learns to counter your specific playstyle instantly.
Month 7
Bots reach top-tier rankings while you are sleeping.
Month 11 · D-Day
Human players become a source of unpredictable, inefficient data noise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
8 billion
Damage rolls calculated
200ms
Human reaction latency
42%
Win rate increase
Your severance
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