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Will AI replace Competitive Rock Paper Scissors Player jobs? · Latest report #sq5m2dzj
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour complex psychological warfare is just a basic random number generator.
Professional pattern matcher, amateur rock enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Statistically impossible to beat
shred.you▸ GESTUREBOT 3000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates your next move before you decide
Analysing hand-gesture patterns and micro-expressions to predict the opponent's next move in high-stakes matches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral disappointment of losing to a literal rock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your hand gestures to identify your specific tells.
Week 9
AI models learn to predict your next move from movement.
Month 3
Robotic appendages move faster than human neurons can signal.
Month 5
The machine wins every match by playing the optimal strategy.
Month 6 · D-Day
No human is left playing this game professionally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
33 percent
Average human win rate
2 milliseconds
Bot reaction time
100 million
Patterns identified
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring, stable office job.
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