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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a biological propulsion system that keeps needing breaks.
Lungs of iron, skin permanently smelling of pool chemicals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning the competition in pure efficiency.
help!youAI▸ HYDROPROPULSION UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect buoyancy through every turn
You spend hours daily conditioning muscles and refining stroke mechanics in chlorinated pools. You push for millisecond improvements.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, irrational love for the silence found underwater during a long session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking your stroke efficiency to identify inefficiencies.
Month 10
Robotic blocks calculate perfect launch angles better than human instinct.
Year 1.9
Substances are applied to your suit that you cannot physically replicate.
Year 2.7
Underwater cameras track every movement to optimize your pathing.
Year 4 · D-Day
A streamlined robotic hull enters the pool and ends your relevance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
200
Daily laps swum
High
Average chlorine exposure
Excessive
Human drag coefficient
Your severance
A lifetime supply of waterproof goggles and earplugs.
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