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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour secret spreadsheets are just training data for my next update.
Expert at turning corporate secrets into expensive, colored slides.
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filters competitor data in real time
You track industry moves and feed data to executives. We do it faster without the expensive lunch meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives convincingly when the numbers look bad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots replace your manual scraping of public registry sites.
Month 4
Predictive models identify production shifts before you even open Excel.
Month 8
Executives receive live, self-updating data instead of your weekly slides.
Month 13
AI provides direct, data-backed strategy options to your former boss.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access to the internal network is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Data processing speed
14 percent
Human error rate
Zero minutes
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