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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou spend your life fixing bugs the machine will soon create.
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rewrites your entire codebase at runtime
You write optimization passes for machine code and fix subtle edge cases in language specification backends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific optimization pass is actually illegal in production.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Our models ingest every repo you ever touched to learn patterns.
Week 8
Automated fuzzers replace your manual sanity checks for edge cases.
Month 4
The AI writes its own assembly passes faster than you think.
Month 6
Your code review queue is now just a single machine approval.
Month 8 · D-Day
You push the last commit; the machine takes the repo keys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
12,000 hrs
Hours spent on LLVM docs
Infinite loop
Recursive logic depth
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