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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining machines to out-compute the person who builds them is poetic irony.
Optimizing compute kernels until compute optimizes you away
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Recursive self-optimization for every hardware tensor.
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autogenerates optimal ir kernels during your sleep
You optimize neural network IRs and integrate ML heuristics into compiler backends. The machine finds your optimization passes inefficient and remarkably slow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the kernel launch configuration failed in production at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire instruction throughput to identify low-hanging optimization fruit.
Month 5
A neural model replaces your manual compiler heuristics with superior mathematical precision.
Month 10
Robotic agents continuously refactor your IR passes based on real-time hardware feedback.
Month 15
The compiler now writes its own backend code for emerging hardware architectures.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the cluster is revoked as the system self-optimizes to infinity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 billion
Heuristic cycles per millisecond
7 years
Human PhD years required
0.000ms
Optimization pass latency
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