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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsSorting through customer misery is a job for a cold algorithm.
Professional reader of very upset insurance correspondence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy processing at scale.
ow.youAI▸ CLAIMSCRUB V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 complaints per minute
You log incoming complaints into databases and categorize paper mail for insurance claims. Machines do this faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes detect a genuine emergency in a wall of angry, incoherent text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners digitize every single incoming complaint letter.
Week 9
AI models categorize complaints into severity and policy buckets.
Month 3
Software drafts and sends the initial acknowledgement letters automatically.
Month 4
Workflows automatically route complex cases to senior adjusters only.
Month 6 · D-Day
The mailroom is shuttered and the software handles all intake.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
85 daily
Average complaints logged
12 percent
Human error rate
400 percent faster
Mail sorting speed
Your severance
Two weeks of automated apology emails.
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