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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour empathy is just a latency issue we are patching out.
Professional listener, amateur emotional punching bag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated gaslighting that actually solves problems.
oof.youAI▸ RESOLVE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes outrage with perfect tone-matched text
You parse angry emails and navigate billing databases to appease disgruntled energy subscribers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of a customer who is actually about to sue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models identify the intent of every inbound complaint.
Month 4
Algorithms determine the exact minimum credit required to stop churn.
Month 8
Synthesized voices handle phone calls with perfect artificial patience.
Month 12
Managers delete the email templates you perfected over five years.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as the system handles all disputes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.03 seconds
Average apology delay
99.8 percent
Empathy simulation index
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy bill discount vouchers.
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