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June 8, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour complex multi-stage frac design is just a math problem, human.
Senior Engineer (expert at managing chaos and mud)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising extraction without the messy human shouting.
squeeze.you▸ WELLFLOW LOGIC X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates downhole fracture profiles in milliseconds
You plan high-pressure well stimulation programs and shout at contractors on dusty, dangerous drill sites all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a pressure pump sounds wrong before the sensors even trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the data entry for all well design documents.
Month 5
Software manages all vendor orders and pricing negotiations automatically.
Month 13
Smart sensors replace the need for a human to watch gauges.
Year 1.9
Automated messaging systems enforce task lists on service company crews.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site runs itself perfectly without a single human engineer present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per stage
12 daily
Service company errors ignored
90 percent
Time spent in PPE
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring office job.
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